Q:  When should I expect to receive my copy?
Q: How many pages are in this book?
Q: From Cottonelle to Scott, how would you rate the softness of this book's pages?
Q: Do you ship to Alaska?
Q: At what point did you begin to suspect the process was irreversible?
Q: If my buying your book helps you, what's in it for me?
Q: Aren't you finished with that drink yet?
Q: Isn't that shipping charge just an underhanded way to tag on five bucks?